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Ann Widdecombe, Cuba and a Dodgy Knee ...
I hate it when we don’t all play by the rules.
Terrorists encrypt their data and use languages other than English to hide their dirty deeds from our gallant Security Services. This clearly means we need to be able to hold them for 42 days to sort out just what the blighters are up to.
Wouldn’t it be so much easier if they played the game by our rules and left all their secrets in nice easy to open envelope amongst commuters hearing to the stock broker belt.
Luckily our government has secured a deal involving a woman who once said, ““I do not think of the prison population in terms of an ideal number. We will not be constrained by some artificial level.”, a softer line on Cuba and some money to a miner’s benevolent fund.
Farewell Magna Carta …
