Prelude to a Diet ...
Me : “What did you have for lunch today ?”
K : “We went out to the pub, but I was good and only had a chicken sandwich”.
Me : “Well that’s low calorie”.
K : “What did you have that needed the frying pan ?”
Me : “Errm toast with black pudding and a fried egg, but I was practicing making fried eggs”.
Something tells me this won’t be easy…

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